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September 13th, 2006 @ 12:12PM
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before Mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c**k was missing. He knew about c**k fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in Church. During Mass, he asked the congregation:
"Has anybody got a c**k?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c**k?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c**k that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY c**k?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up
User Comments
 ChillinBuzz
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Date: September 13, 2006 @ 12:16 PM
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 hollyoake
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Date: September 13, 2006 @ 12:17 PM
yey, you smiled!
that's good to know.
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 ShadowMom
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Date: September 13, 2006 @ 2:03 PM
Wicked! Wicked! And I  
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 farfor44
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Date: September 13, 2006 @ 4:42 PM
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furiousBall
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Date: September 14, 2006 @ 4:20 PM
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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